Most of the figures i have painted lately have not needed basing, so no photos i'm afraid.
Except for this short bearded fellow, the first of my adventure party for Otherworld skirmish.
More soon!
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Monday, 26 October 2015
Thursday, 28 February 2013
Ruglud's Armoured Orcs - The Spike-Can Commandos
Another fun unit of 80s Orcs, you can't beat a bit of nostalgia
The Crooked Eye Orcs had travelled many miles westward to the Old World, suffering the sniping of mountain Goblins, incessant rain, and the endless whining of Bambrag, their incontinent shaman.
Once, they skirted a ruined Dwarfhold. Fear of spirits kept them from sheltering inside, but, a single Orc Hero named Ruglud had dared to enter. He returned unharmed, but had not spoken since, and stated blankly into space.
The Orcs huddled in the rain before a rough stone wall across a narrow pass, while Chief Gudruk Bonechewer yelled at a figure on the battlements.
'Stoopid!', he screamed, 'Do we look like Chaos boys?'
'Zog off!' echoed the reply.
Gudruk returned to the tribe, dodging the hall of stones and garbage that accompanied this witty riposte.
'Lissen,' he said. 'Them kak-'ead Gobboes reckon the Chaos boys took ev'ryfink over. They ain't comin' out an' they ain't lettin' nuffink through. They got bows an' rocks an' spears an' stuff - if we was to try and get 'em, they'd crump us to bits.' He thought for a while.
'We needs volunteers', he announced at length. His warriors developed a sudden and compelling interest in the ground at their feet.
'Or armour', whined Bambrag, 'Couldn't touch us if we 'ad cans like real Chaos boys.'
'We ain't got cans, 'ave we, Trickle-legs?' snarled Gudruk.
'Cans... jus' lyin' where they dropped... all black an' spiky.'
It was Ruglud who spoke. Gudruk gave him a good shake to speed the recovery of his senses, and he continued dreamily.
'Down this Stunty-hole... lotsa rooms ... lost... big room... big enough to stand up in ... big pile of bones an' gear... spiky Stunties an' reg'lar ones... wiped each uvver out...'
'Yerrrss!' cried Gudruk, 'We'll 'ave some o' that! Come on, boys - it's Goblin-gizzard for supper!'.
A swift expedition returned to the Dwarfhold. The ill-fitting plates were roughly hammered into shape and held
together with whatever came to hand. By nightfall, a small unit of armoured warriors was ready.
As the gear's discoverer and the bravest, meanest and certainly the most stupid Orc, Ruglud was made leader, At Gudruk's suggestion, Bambrag became the regimental musician on the Xylobone, a traditional Orcish instrument, and Maggot - Gudruk's youngest and most irritating whelp - joined the ranks as standard-bearer.
The tribe feasted upon Goblin-flesh long into the night - all except for Ruglud, who couldn't get his helmet off, and was reduced to sucking broth through a straw.
Gudruk is equipped with heavy armour and a two-handed sword.
Saving Throw: 5, 6
Ruglud is equipped with heavy armour, a shield and is armed with two
swords. Note that the shield provides no protection when fighting two-handed.
Saving Throw: 4, 5, 6/ 5, 6 when using both swords.
Armoured Orc Warrior
The regiment is equipped with heavy armour, shields, swords, crossbows
and iron-hafted Dwarven halberds. Note that shields provide no protection
when fighting two-handed.
Saving Throw: 4, 5, 6/ 5, 6 when using halberds or crossbows.
The Crooked Eye Orcs had travelled many miles westward to the Old World, suffering the sniping of mountain Goblins, incessant rain, and the endless whining of Bambrag, their incontinent shaman.
Once, they skirted a ruined Dwarfhold. Fear of spirits kept them from sheltering inside, but, a single Orc Hero named Ruglud had dared to enter. He returned unharmed, but had not spoken since, and stated blankly into space.
The Orcs huddled in the rain before a rough stone wall across a narrow pass, while Chief Gudruk Bonechewer yelled at a figure on the battlements.
'Stoopid!', he screamed, 'Do we look like Chaos boys?'
'Zog off!' echoed the reply.
Gudruk returned to the tribe, dodging the hall of stones and garbage that accompanied this witty riposte.
'Lissen,' he said. 'Them kak-'ead Gobboes reckon the Chaos boys took ev'ryfink over. They ain't comin' out an' they ain't lettin' nuffink through. They got bows an' rocks an' spears an' stuff - if we was to try and get 'em, they'd crump us to bits.' He thought for a while.
'We needs volunteers', he announced at length. His warriors developed a sudden and compelling interest in the ground at their feet.
'Or armour', whined Bambrag, 'Couldn't touch us if we 'ad cans like real Chaos boys.'
'We ain't got cans, 'ave we, Trickle-legs?' snarled Gudruk.
'Cans... jus' lyin' where they dropped... all black an' spiky.'
It was Ruglud who spoke. Gudruk gave him a good shake to speed the recovery of his senses, and he continued dreamily.
'Down this Stunty-hole... lotsa rooms ... lost... big room... big enough to stand up in ... big pile of bones an' gear... spiky Stunties an' reg'lar ones... wiped each uvver out...'
'Yerrrss!' cried Gudruk, 'We'll 'ave some o' that! Come on, boys - it's Goblin-gizzard for supper!'.
A swift expedition returned to the Dwarfhold. The ill-fitting plates were roughly hammered into shape and held
together with whatever came to hand. By nightfall, a small unit of armoured warriors was ready.
As the gear's discoverer and the bravest, meanest and certainly the most stupid Orc, Ruglud was made leader, At Gudruk's suggestion, Bambrag became the regimental musician on the Xylobone, a traditional Orcish instrument, and Maggot - Gudruk's youngest and most irritating whelp - joined the ranks as standard-bearer.
The tribe feasted upon Goblin-flesh long into the night - all except for Ruglud, who couldn't get his helmet off, and was reduced to sucking broth through a straw.
| BATTLECRY |
The most frequent battlecry is a repetitive chant
of 'Gobbo fer tea, Gobbo fer tea, Gobbo, Gobbo, Gobbo fer tea!',
with 'Stunty', "Uman' and so on being substituted for 'Gobbo'
as appropriate.
|
| DEEDS | The Commandos' first victory led to many more as they pushed across the Worlds' Mountains towards the old World. Most of these were over isolated Goblin strongholds, and are remembered only in the stories and drinking songs of the Crooked Eye Orcs - and then in versions which are probably wildly exaggerated. one confirmed exploit was the storming of Karak-Bazik, an outlier to the great Dwarven settlement of Zhufbar, when the Dwarfs were obliged to abandon the Dwarfhold and cave in a series of connecting tunnels to cover their retreat. |
| UNIFORMS | There is no uniform as such; the commandoes are dressed in a wide and miscellaneous range of armour. |
| SHIELDS | The Commandos never bothered to re-paint their shields to a standard design, so this varies widely. |
PROFILES - 3rd edition
Gudruk Bonechewer - Level 10 Orc Hero| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Int | Cl | WP | POINTS | |
| Gudruk | 3.5 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 8+1 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 71 |
Saving Throw: 5, 6
Ruglud, Level 5 Orc Hero
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Int | Cl | WP | POINTS | |
| Ruglud | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 2 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 38 |
Saving Throw: 4, 5, 6/ 5, 6 when using both swords.
Armoured Orc Warrior
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Int | Cl | WP | POINTS | |
| Trooper | 3 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 12.5 Extra for standard 24 Extra for musician 24 |
Saving Throw: 4, 5, 6/ 5, 6 when using halberds or crossbows.
Friday, 9 November 2012
old school orc close ups
A few more pics of the Orcs, i'm very happy with how they came out shame my photography skills are lacking...
All orc drummers know the best skin is dwarf skin!
2 shots of the standard bearer, with and wiithout the banner.
Champion with huge cleaver
and da boyz
All orc drummers know the best skin is dwarf skin!
2 shots of the standard bearer, with and wiithout the banner.
Champion with huge cleaver
Wednesday, 7 November 2012
OLD SCHOOL ORCS
Love 'em or hate these 80s orcs are great fun to paint!
This is Harboths Orc archers Regiment of Renown box set.
Here is their history as told on the back of the box.
"Oy, boss"
"Wot"
"Bin ter see Notlob, like you said,"
"Yer............?"
"An’ I sez you sez if ‘e don’t find some stunties we eat ‘is boys,"
"Yer?"
"So ‘e sez ‘e’s goin’ ‘untin’ stunty,"
"Do wot?"
"E’s packin’ ‘is spearchuckers, an’ movin’ out. Goin’ ter ‘unt some stunties, ‘e sez,"
"WOT!"
"E’s packin’..."
"SHADDAP!"
"But I woz only...OW!"
"Get packin’..."
"Wot?"
"You ‘eard, Finks ‘e can leave ud behind, duz ‘e? We’ll show ‘im!"
"Wot"
"Bin ter see Notlob, like you said,"
"Yer............?"
"An’ I sez you sez if ‘e don’t find some stunties we eat ‘is boys,"
"Yer?"
"So ‘e sez ‘e’s goin’ ‘untin’ stunty,"
"Do wot?"
"E’s packin’ ‘is spearchuckers, an’ movin’ out. Goin’ ter ‘unt some stunties, ‘e sez,"
"WOT!"
"E’s packin’..."
"SHADDAP!"
"But I woz only...OW!"
"Get packin’..."
"Wot?"
"You ‘eard, Finks ‘e can leave ud behind, duz ‘e? We’ll show ‘im!"
...And so it was that Harboth’s Black Mountain Boys moved out
of the Black Fire Pass to terrorise the lands beyond. The uneasy partnership
between the Black Mountain Boys and Notlob’s bolt-thrower crews was dissolved,
over a trivial misunderstanding due to the limited nature of the Orcish
language. The Orcish Word for moving out can also mean deserting, running away
or soiling one’s underwear...
| EQUIPMENT | Impressed by Notlob’s missile weapons, the Black Mountain Boys armed themselves with bows in addition to the normal Dwarf Tickler and mail coat. |
| BATTLECRY |
The earlier battlecry of ‘Pulp the Stunties’ is still used, as
well as various chants about Notlob, his attitude to danger and the state of his
underwear.
|
| DEEDS | At the Battle of Bauer’s Farm the Black Mountain Boys were mauled by a force including the 17th (Bafon Olaf’s Own) Regiment of Foot and a contingent of the Stirland Free Foresters. Following this setback, they crossed into the Border Princes in search of easier pickings |
| UNIFORMS | Their uniforms are generally ragged cast-offs obtained from past victims of approximately the right size. |
| SHIELDS | From the shields of the adventurers met (and subsequently eaten) by Harboth, the Black Mountain Boys discovered the concept of pictoral art, and now their shields are painted with the faces of particularly noteworthy victims. |
PROFILES - 2nd edition
Harboth - Orc Major Hero
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Int | Cl | WP | POINTS | |
| Harboth | 4 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 3 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 100.5 |
Yaskin Forit - Orc Champion
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Int | Cl | WP | POINTS | |
| Yaskin Forit | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 9.75 |
Trooper
| M | WS | BS | S | T | W | I | A | Ld | Int | Cl | WP | POINTS | |
| Trooper | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 7.75 Extra for standard 33.75 Extra for drummer 13.5 |
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| the box art |
more individual pics tomorrow and a little old school story.
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